children are funny

on the plane:
child: I saw the ocean! Mama, can we see the whole ocean?
mother: Baby, people go on boats and spend years and years on the ocean, and they still don't see the whole ocean.
child: Daaaaaang!

yesterday:
two of ryan's 6th-grade students crashed the wedding.
one of them: he was trying to tell us without really telling us. but i have a photographic memory, so i remembered.