Love letter

So I was going through a bunch of my old things, sorting out what I could, recycling papers, putting things away for good will, and I found an old letter from high school, from my very own secret admirer. And there was some really good stuff in there. He said I was intriguing and he liked the way I carried myself. I had a beautiful smile, and in fact, I was "one of the most beautiful of God's creatures that I have ever seen."

It's too bad my secret admirer never revealed himself. That was the sweetest letter I have ever received. Now we'll never know.